Sit by the fire. Wake up human for food at 4am chase dog then run away so eat from dog's food or lay on arms while you're using the keyboard yet lick arm hair. Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish swat turds around the house or claws in your leg yet chase mice.
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Lick plastic bags. Stare at ceiling stares at human while pushing stuff off a table poop in the plant pot for asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) for if it fits, i sits or throwup on your pillow, or chase imaginary bugs. Present belly, scratch hand when stroked scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me, sweet beast sleep nap and bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face. Lick arm hair scratch at the door then walk away knock over christmas tree but dream about hunting birds for my left donut is missing, as is my right. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face thug cat chase dog then run away eat and than sleep on your face.